Written by: The Real Boss of the House 🐾
Hi.
It’s me. The dog. Yes, that dog—the fluffy, fabulous, four-legged star of this home. And guess what? I finally got my paws on the laptop. I see my human, Mulaika, writing blogs all the time, so I figured it’s my turn to speak.
Let me give you the real behind-the-scenes scoop of this household.
🐾 A Day in My Life: Superstar Edition
6:30 AM – Wake up. Stretch. Look cute. Wait for Mulaika to notice. She does. Because I’m adorable.
6:32 AM – Stare at her until she says, “Good morning, baby!” Then it’s cuddle time.
7:00 AM – Breakfast. Same food every day, but I still act like it’s a 5-star meal. Tail wag = Michelin star.
7:45 AM – She starts working or making soaps and candles. This is my nap window. Gotta rest up—I have a full schedule of doing nothing later.
🕵️♂️ Quality Control Expert
Listen. I’m basically the candle lab supervisor. When Mulaika’s working on new scents, I’m sniffing the air like,
“Hmm. That’s giving spa day. But the Sea Minerals one? That’s a hit.”
I’m not saying I’m the reason her products are amazing, but I’m also not not saying that.
🎾 My Favorite Things
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Long walks (but only when I say it’s time)
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Belly rubs on demand
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Falling asleep mid-zoomies
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Spying on the neighbors from the window
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Acting like I didn’t just eat but totally did
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Sitting directly in the middle of her photo shoots like I’m the product
😤 My Grievances
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Why am I not allowed on the table during brunch? I’m the life of the party.
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That vacuum is an enemy. Period.
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I bark at the mailman for our safety. Why is this not appreciated?
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The vet. Don’t even get me started.
🧼 Soap Talk
Look—I may not use the soaps, but I hear the buzz. Customers love them. I think she should do a limited edition "Dog Gone Fresh" bar. Just sayin’.
Final Bark
I may be a dog, but I’ve got a big heart, a good nose, and a front-row seat to everything my human does. Watching her chase her dreams while I chase tennis balls? That’s the good life.
So if you’ve made it this far, throw me a bone (literally). And don’t forget to check out Mulaika’s soaps and candles. She’s the best human I could ever ask for… and trust me, I sniffed around a lot before I found her.
Paw-s out! 🐾
— The Dog
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